23-Iyl, 2020
1 052 248 Ko‘rishlar soni

Yeah that's a cheese cape..

  • 4:47 Can we just appreciate how he caught those mash potatoes with the spoon

    Levi AckermanLevi Ackerman11 soat oldin
  • your poor girlfriend

    cloudy sqaudcloudy sqaud13 soat oldin
  • Brandon: you’re not gonna catch fire are you. Two seconds later catches fire. Me: dying laughing😂

    Jesse WRLDJesse WRLD14 soat oldin
  • I love how random this is lol

    Maleya SingingMaleya Singing19 soat oldin
  • Is it a mistake to watch him while eating?

    Samantha RannakülaSamantha RannakülaKun oldin
    • @Café, Libros y Gatos well alrighty

      Samantha RannakülaSamantha Rannaküla3 soat oldin
    • @Samantha Rannaküla Absolutely...

      Café, Libros y GatosCafé, Libros y Gatos15 soat oldin
    • @Café, Libros y Gatos so is that a yes?

      Samantha RannakülaSamantha Rannaküla23 soat oldin
    • It's the worst mistake you could ever make lol

      Café, Libros y GatosCafé, Libros y GatosKun oldin
  • Sa. La. Mi. -Brandon Farris 2020

    Joseph BaswellJoseph BaswellKun oldin
  • My dad : are you ok Me : wheezing My dad : well ok then

    Foxy Blue66Foxy Blue66Kun oldin
  • dont script these videos the unknown makes it funneh

    LMG Gold WolfLMG Gold WolfKun oldin

    Grace PribbleGrace PribbleKun oldin
  • “The bay leaves... after this she might” my lungs can’t handle this laughter

    Deanna StrongDeanna Strong2 kun oldin
  • Brandon:to sleep? Proceeds to jump on the counter to take a nap

    Niko D. MackeyNiko D. Mackey2 kun oldin
  • Thumbnail be like shepherds pie more like shepherds cheese

    Pusheen KingPusheen King2 kun oldin
  • I'm watching this at 2 am... my parents probably hate me for laughing so hard LOL

    Missy JeffusMissy Jeffus2 kun oldin
  • Your channel always makes me laugh and I can't stop I was drinking a soda and I spit it out

    Marytherse MerlinoMarytherse Merlino2 kun oldin
  • "come back any time you need your shine shoesed" 🤣🤣🤣

    Zoaleena96 & CameraZoaleena96 & Camera2 kun oldin
  • after this i think he deserves a rest

    The Tiny Dancer In Your HandThe Tiny Dancer In Your Hand2 kun oldin
  • Another fruitcake who thinks a cooking video on UZworld will get him noticed in Hollywood.

    ed zmudaed zmuda2 kun oldin
  • That was dangerous

    Lazy FoxLazy Fox2 kun oldin
  • Bay leafs -“after this she might” Me-... I’m dying on the inside...XD

    Spork GachaSpork Gacha3 kun oldin
  • Bras are not cheap id be so pissed if i was his gf lmao

    friggin' touristfriggin' tourist4 kun oldin
  • Why dose he remind me of a skinny straight shane dawson??

    Gizmo MavisGizmo Mavis4 kun oldin
  • Wow I saw the thumb nail and was like....YES- yes yes YES this is the video for me folks

    Lily BerryLily Berry4 kun oldin
  • And we see the rest of your into?

  • Did anyone else have a mini heart attack when the wine bottle exploded? lol this has taught me I shouldn't have my headphones at 100% but...... I know I'm still gonna do it *:P*

    Mackenzie JohnsonMackenzie Johnson5 kun oldin
  • Where have this channel been all my life???!!!!

    Xana SantosXana Santos6 kun oldin
  • 0:10 My brain foggy dyslexic ass did not notice anything wrong with what he said until two minutes later

    La - aLa - a6 kun oldin
  • bro... why'd you steal my lamp

    Isabelle MennieIsabelle Mennie6 kun oldin
  • Saw the vid and was like how did I not see this yet and saw the pic and was like oh no what did he do now

    Alexandra MashekAlexandra Mashek6 kun oldin
  • You had a lot of naps today lmao

    Skylar PetersonSkylar Peterson7 kun oldin
  • We need a disclaimer song for this

    Kind but CrazyKind but Crazy7 kun oldin
  • Take whatever you want from the trash, but if the cops come while you're digging in there, it wasn't me...

    Kind but CrazyKind but Crazy7 kun oldin
  • plese make a google doc in the descripstion so we can try it.

    Selah WilsonSelah Wilson7 kun oldin
  • No one: Absolutely no one: Brandon: *shined shoes*

    Avery KerbyAvery Kerby7 kun oldin
  • 10/10 recipe. My family LOVED it.

    Rebecca DunnRebecca Dunn7 kun oldin
  • The funny thing is I have the exact same tape he does, also he posted this on my birthday

    Misty NikoMisty Niko9 kun oldin
  • This video was ✨tragic✨

    Justice BainterJustice Bainter9 kun oldin
  • What happened to my bra I tried to cook meat in it I’m sure she isn’t surprised anymore lol

    LuckyTaylor 95LuckyTaylor 959 kun oldin
  • The cashier at the grocery store wondering why he’s buying so much butter 👁👄👁

    Azzi LenhartAzzi Lenhart10 kun oldin
  • It must be a pain to clean his kitchen

    Eclipse NightmareEclipse Nightmare10 kun oldin
  • This guy should have more likes

    Eclipse NightmareEclipse Nightmare10 kun oldin
  • How do you clean that mess

    Lieve SluijsmansLieve Sluijsmans11 kun oldin
  • Anytime you need your shine shoosed

    Charlotte LuxtonCharlotte Luxton11 kun oldin

    Sherayah PowersSherayah Powers11 kun oldin
  • Any time you need your shine shoesed, I'm your guy! ~Brandon 2020

    Hannah HeatleyHannah Heatley11 kun oldin
  • I have never seen anyone dive into a trash can so gracefully. It looked as if a cat dived into potato salad

    Penelope RudkinPenelope Rudkin12 kun oldin
  • "Dispose of the rest" Brandon:"I mean I could go for a nap" me: "DIISPOSE of the rest dont take a nap"

    Morgan WhippoMorgan Whippo13 kun oldin
  • Jear desus

    Morgan WhippoMorgan Whippo13 kun oldin
  • Is anyone else lath crying after watching this video bc I am

    Miley HartMiley Hart13 kun oldin
  • This intro is more lit than a dumpster fire... He filmed HOW LONG to make that intro?! **flashes to 23 minutes of him scurrying about with a trash can on his head**

    ohifonlyx33ohifonlyx3313 kun oldin
  • Where did he the bras from? Like it went from one getting burned to a black one

    Marlene VillaMarlene Villa13 kun oldin
  • Lol

    Night loveNight love14 kun oldin
  • ThaT cOulD oF cUt Me

    lexi gachalexi gacha14 kun oldin
  • I want my shined shoes

    Pickle RickPickle Rick14 kun oldin
  • I've been watching his channel for years now and I honestly didn't think that he had the audacity to put something flammable on a stovetop thinking it wouldn't burn how is he still alive

    ValkyrieverseValkyrieverse15 kun oldin
  • I wonder what he said when his wife realized her bra was destroyed lol

    Jasper RosaJasper Rosa16 kun oldin
  • Title thighs 1:09

    veasellveasell16 kun oldin
  • Child: mom can we hire a chef? Mom: we have a chef at home chef at home:

    No NameNo Name16 kun oldin
  • Hey I just had an idea could you please put all of the google translate videos into one whole video. Also I love watching your videos they make me laugh when I’ve had a bad day. Thx

    Megan Sale-PeacockMegan Sale-Peacock17 kun oldin
  • If you want the recipe to sheep’s cake, this is it: *INGREDIENTS* 3 large egg whites 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup 2% milk 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar FROSTING: 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened 1/2 cup butter, softened 3-3/4 to 4 cups confectioners' sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Assorted decorations: Sweetened shredded coconut, sprinkles and jelly beans *STEPS* 1) Place egg whites in a small bowl; let stand at room temperature 30 minutes. 2) Meanwhile, preheat oven to 375°. Thoroughly grease and flour inside of a 3D lamb cake pan. 3) In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in vanilla. In another bowl, sift flour, baking powder and salt together twice; add to creamed mixture alternately with milk, beating well after each addition. 4) Add cream of tartar to egg whites; with clean beaters, beat on high speed just until stiff but not dry. Fold a fourth of the whites into batter, then fold in remaining whites. 5) Gently transfer to bottom half of mold (the bottom half is the face of the lamb). Place top mold (back of lamb) on top, interlocking seams (make sure half with vent hole is on top to permit steam to escape). Place on a baking sheet. 6) Bake until a toothpick inserted in vent hole comes out clean, 45-50 minutes. Let cool 15 minutes before removing to wire rack to cool completely. 7) For frosting, in a large bowl, beat cream cheese and butter until smooth. Gradually beat in confectioners' sugar and vanilla. Frost cake. Attach sprinkles for eyes and nose; sprinkle body with coconut. If desired, decorate with additional coconut and jelly beans. (You are welcome😊)

    Haneen TwaitiHaneen Twaiti17 kun oldin
  • nun tongs

    Kermit ProductionsKermit Productions17 kun oldin
  • I love your poodle glass!

    letharjaletharja17 kun oldin
  • I have the same tape he used to imprison his wall fish with. I feel special

    Hannah FloydHannah Floyd17 kun oldin
  • God he’s so funny

    Sqwiggle MoneySqwiggle Money18 kun oldin
  • i have the same lamp so i grabed it and ran to the kitchen and screamed REEEEEEEEEEEE i have no clue why

    Lily MurphyLily Murphy18 kun oldin
  • lmbo oh man your too much! i love it!~

    Queen Jen JenQueen Jen Jen19 kun oldin
  • "it's actually better if tou don't speak" 😂😂

    Yudith ColeYudith Cole19 kun oldin
  • i was so amazed by him puting the mashed potatoes on the shark and them falling and him catching the mashed potatoes on the spoon ........i replayed it like 30 times.

    Kira VogtKira Vogt20 kun oldin
  • Baby shark- baby shark Brandon- actually it’s butter😂😂

    Ana VelazquezAna Velazquez20 kun oldin

    Bethany LeeBethany Lee20 kun oldin
  • brandon: “well i’m going to bed!” me: *already? well- it’s 2:45am so you go on.*

    • mini Chan •• mini Chan •20 kun oldin
  • Rip the cheese cake

    101% WeRiDo101% WeRiDo20 kun oldin

    Niki StickNiki Stick21 kun oldin
  • Imagine getting home after a long day of work to either A) See your hubby sleeping on the counter under your bra filled with oil, B) Your bra on fire on top of the stove, or C) Your hubby shoving the lamp from your bedroom into an oven. 😂😂

    Beach SparkieBeach Sparkie22 kun oldin
  • You should seek medical attention, quick. How pathetic people are willingly making fool of themselves for views on UZworld..

    Dimitar YDimitar Y23 kun oldin
  • “..and bay leaves. after this, she might” PFFT I CANT 🤣🤣

    Destiny Scroggs22Destiny Scroggs2223 kun oldin
  • Is no one gonna talk about the nun tongs lmao

    Interesting.Interesting.24 kun oldin
  • Try to make this. Google translate makes prinsec cake. How to make king cake Baking cake is like what you can do here or buy cake. Vanilla bean cream is available here, but can be made from Marsan bean vanilla. All secrets are in one package. In this way, large loaves of bread are baked in the oven at 175 degrees. Cut and reduce the shape. High blood pressure the second day. Add warm water to the end of the whisk. Knead the dough in a frying pan and mix with flour. Pour all the flour into the batter and stir. Pour the batter into the mold and bake it under the oven for 30 minutes. Reduce as needed. Heat a little at the end of the water so that the cake does not turn black. Remove the cake to cool. Divide into three parts. Make vanilla cream like this, mix everything except vanilla sugar in the pan. Heat the soup over medium heat and cook until the mixture thickens. Cream should be boiled, not used. Put the cream in a bowl and stir each time until it cools. Season with vanilla sugar. Put vanilla cream in the middle. Dip the dome into the large cream on top and cover the cake with marzipan, green or pink. Odense Fest and Art Marjipan are available in colors such as yellow, green, red, white, black, pink or clouds and use these to create patterns, flowers or cake decorations. You can also choose to work with Odense Fondant / Sockermassa.

    Power Isabelle HeroPower Isabelle Hero25 kun oldin
  • Next time I have wine I'll open the bottle like that 👌🤣😂

    AlphaWolfGaming's FNAF :]AlphaWolfGaming's FNAF :]27 kun oldin
  • what😃the😃actual😃fawk😃

    SwiftyyyVisionsSwiftyyyVisions27 kun oldin
  • Did he become a raccoon

    Goddess Of sinGoddess Of sin27 kun oldin
  • My shoes are dirty I am requesting a shoe shiner to shine my bootoufill shoes thank you~

    Olivia WilkesOlivia Wilkes27 kun oldin
  • "...and bay leaves...after this, she might.'' 🤣🤣

    Mo NeteMo Nete27 kun oldin
  • 😂😂

    kyndra kriegerkyndra krieger28 kun oldin
  • Everytime I watch theses I'm just like "rip Brandon's kitchen and body"

    kayla _kayla _28 kun oldin
  • im dying😂

    georgia & kenziegeorgia & kenzie28 kun oldin
  • This is a disgrace to my family! 😂

    ØSleeping- SlugØØSleeping- SlugØ29 kun oldin
  • This is one of the hidden gems of UZworld

    Poli PopPoli PopOy oldin
  • 2:34 catch fire is a 5sos song... but uh I hope the bra won't catch fire Edit: it caught fire...

    AlyssaAlyssaOy oldin
  • You should do a Google translate with no editing. Who agreezzzzz

    Paitann McDanielPaitann McDanielOy oldin
  • Omg! OMG! Blow torching the wine bottle made me jump. This could have been so bad 🤪😮😅 I'm so relieved nothing happened to him! #bubblewrapBrandon lol #sendhimsafetygoggles 😂😂

    Maddee StephensMaddee StephensOy oldin
  • His girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out he used all of her bra's😂😂😂

    HippoHopYTHippoHopYTOy oldin
  • Oh my gods! Iaughed so much I had to keep pausing and all the laughing set my bad back into spasms! Fuck you! Iove you! 😂 Oh my back! 😂 😂 😂

    Katt HasklawsKatt HasklawsOy oldin
  • *best youtuber in the universe*

    Connor, the android sent by cyberlifeConnor, the android sent by cyberlifeOy oldin

    LPS WorldLPS WorldOy oldin
  • 0:20 Me too

    LeeMarie RobinsonLeeMarie RobinsonOy oldin
  • “Every time you need your shine shosed” hahaha! Wait- *what*

    iiDrxmyCharlxtteiiDrxmyCharlxtteOy oldin
  • First just some normal potatoes and the this...

    Turtle BelieverTurtle BelieverOy oldin
  • تقدير النعمه عنده ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↙

    مالك دخل بأسميمالك دخل بأسميOy oldin
  • His whole UZworld channel is google translate

    Ashley RojasAshley RojasOy oldin
  • Who gave Brandon the allowence to use the blow torch *at all*

    MiimloolMiimloolOy oldin