Google Translate Makes My Thanksgiving Dinner

20-Noy, 2020
996 754 Ko‘rishlar soni

I'm thankful that it's over..

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  • me trying to explain my grades to my parents 0:40

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  • 15:12 ”one cup of water mixed with water this creates confusion” I DIED

    Lubna MarashliLubna Marashli30 daqiqa oldin
  • the way he just threw the bread and peanut butter and it stuck 😂😂😭✨

    Annabella ShortbardAnnabella Shortbard34 daqiqa oldin
  • Almost a million views, and it’s only been a week, damn!

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  • Everyone is great out about the rap but what about the mUSIC VIDEO _and the aluminum foil suit_

    Melissa LonlaMelissa LonlaSoat oldin
  • Im dying of laughter

    Nick FlynnNick FlynnSoat oldin
  • 6:27 i am taking that out of context and you cannot stop me

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  • 9:18 when he said rinse with water then slipped i lost it 💀😂

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  • Hi The table was seven gigantic whales and seven large loaves, not a turkey The Table Spread In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.[5:110] When Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary! Remember My favour unto thee and unto thy mother; how I strengthened thee with the holy Spirit, so that thou spakest unto mankind in the cradle as in maturity; and how I taught thee the Scripture and Wisdom and the Torah and the Gospel; and how thou didst shape of clay as it were the likeness of a bird by My permission, and didst blow upon it and it was a bird by My permission, and thou didst heal him who was born blind and the leper by My permission; and how thou didst raise the dead by My permission; and how I restrained the Children of Israel from (harming) thee when thou camest unto them with clear proofs, and those of them who disbelieved exclaimed: This is naught else than mere magic; 5:111] And when I inspired the disciples, (saying): Believe in Me and in My messenger, they said: We believe. Bear witness that we have surrendered (unto Thee) "we are muslims". [5:112] When the disciples said: O Jesus, son of Mary! Is thy Lord able to send down for us a table spread with food from heaven ? He said: Observe your duty to Allah, if ye are true believers. 5:113] (They said:) We wish to eat thereof, that we may satisfy our hearts and know that thou hast spoken truth to us, and that thereof we may be witnesses. 5:114] Jesus, son of Mary, said: O Allah, Lord of us! Send down for us a table spread with food from heaven, that it may be a feast for us, for the first of us and for the last of us, and a sign from Thee. Give us sustenance, for Thou art the Best of Sustainers. [5:115] Allah said: Lo! I send it down for you. And whoso disbelieveth of you afterward, him surely will I punish with a punishment wherewith I have not punished any of (My) creatures. [5:116] And when Allah saith: O Jesus, son of Mary! Didst thou say unto mankind: Take me and my mother for two gods beside Allah ? he saith: Be glorified! It was not mine to utter that to which I had no right. If I used to say it, then Thou knewest it. Thou knowest what is in my mind, and I know not what is in Thy Mind. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower of Things Hidden ? [5:117] I spake unto them only that which Thou commandedst me, (saying): Worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord. I was a witness of them while I dwelt among them, and when Thou tookest me Thou wast the Watcher over them. Thou art Witness over all things. [5:118] If Thou punish them, lo! they are Thy slaves, and if Thou forgive them (lo! they are Thy slaves). Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Mighty, the Wise. [5:119] Allah saith: This is a day in which their truthfulness profiteth the truthful, for theirs are Gardens underneath which rivers flow, wherein they are secure for ever, Allah taking pleasure in them and they in Him. That is the great triumph. [5:120] Unto Allah belongeth the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth and whatsoever is therein, and He is Able to do all things.

    Ahmed MonirAhmed Monir2 soat oldin
  • Tbh some of the food looked good

    xXCreative_ GamingXxxXCreative_ GamingXx3 soat oldin
  • Oh they’re both buttholes Does anyone know why brandon isn’t uploading as much as he usually does?? Is he alright??

    warriorwolfprincesswarriorwolfprincess4 soat oldin
  • ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!! TOP GRADE PURE NATURAL COMEDY AT IT'S FINEST. WOW

    AUNTIE TUBEAUNTIE TUBE5 soat oldin
  • that turkey rap SLAPS

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  • Brandon:i took the time to clean up what he actual did : *shoved everything behind the camra *

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  • Ok, quick story I guess... when I was about 5 my mom was cooking stuffed chicken, I walked out when she was stuffing the flavour into the raw chicken... let’s just say I was confused, so I asked her what she was stuffing and I swear to god when she said chicken I cried for weeks and gave her this face for abt 3 seconds 👁👄👁

    Moo_m00_MadiMoo_m00_Madi6 soat oldin
  • And a very well sesoned vacume I'm dieing XD

    nessy1 katnessy1 kat7 soat oldin
  • the one where he actually made a thanksgiving dinner, better then mine was.

    Emmalee RootEmmalee Root8 soat oldin
  • Why do you have letters on your frig

    JC LyndsJC Lynds8 soat oldin
  • Why does he rap better that actual rappers?

    Leo C. BurghardtLeo C. Burghardt8 soat oldin
  • So we just not gonna talk about the rap

    Steven HeinSteven Hein8 soat oldin
  • aNd tHatS hOw yOu nAiL a tUrkEy

    aquarxusaquarxus8 soat oldin
  • Just the salmonella... I can't!

    StarrryEyesStarrryEyes9 soat oldin
  • It's 2 am and I'm watching a grown man give a speech to cranberries Life's great

    LilMooseLilMoose9 soat oldin
  • The sword in the ham 😂🔪🐖

    PersoncalledmePersoncalledme9 soat oldin
  • This is much better than How to basic show 😂😂 .... This is good not gonna lie.

    AngelAeon VillanuevaAngelAeon Villanueva10 soat oldin
  • I'm convinced Brandon is how to basic tho like real talk..

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  • 🏃🏻‍♀️

    Soggy BreadSoggy Bread10 soat oldin
  • U is a good rapper

    wanhedawanheda10 soat oldin
  • Salmonella everywhere 😂

    Lexington DuncanLexington Duncan10 soat oldin
  • I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD THIS DUDE IS SO FUNNY

    Charisa MooreCharisa Moore10 soat oldin
  • I thought you were translator fails- but I can't stop laughing at this! Someone call 911 I am a dying cow. I cannot speak 🤣

    Whisp-Moon DrawsWhisp-Moon Draws10 soat oldin
  • Please don't sell this 😰😂

    Dalles star 100Dalles star 10011 soat oldin
  • The fact that he ate it

    Q ZoneQ Zone11 soat oldin
  • Lowkey can rap tho

    Yvung QueenYvung Queen11 soat oldin
  • I’m a robber I walk in at 10:44 and stay for the show

    Lordbuissness SIXLordbuissness SIX11 soat oldin
  • Sloors be flippery 😂😂😂 that's going to be my new motto

    McKenna BennettMcKenna Bennett11 soat oldin
  • Gordan Ramsey needs to guest star. That would be the literal greatest thing on the internet.

    Javon BensonJavon Benson11 soat oldin
  • Now where tf the singing come from 😂😂😂

    Yvung QueenYvung Queen11 soat oldin
  • hE PUT THE INTESTINES BACK IN I-

    Denise ?Denise ?11 soat oldin
  • I can just imagine the turkey's ghost watching what this guy is doing to it's corpse.

    A person commenting on a Youtube videoA person commenting on a Youtube video11 soat oldin
  • YALL REALLY GUNNA IGNORE HOW WHEN HE POURED GRAVU DOWN THE STALKING HE SAID OOH DADDY OMFG XDDDDDDDDDDDD

    animebaker 101animebaker 10111 soat oldin
  • "Chickenkneez no that is not the language chickens speak" -Brandon Farris 2020

    Jonathan PerkinsJonathan Perkins11 soat oldin
  • "Motivates damaged cranberries 😭🤧🤚

    Abigail GillAbigail Gill12 soat oldin
  • Omg when he motivated the fricking cranbereies

    Skiddy Scatt OzzySkiddy Scatt Ozzy12 soat oldin
  • Wait then what was the original recipe

    THE FISHTHE FISH12 soat oldin
  • Why does that aluminum suit look so good, lol. It’s unironically really good lol.

    basically subhumanbasically subhuman12 soat oldin
  • I REALLY don’t like that he said daddy

    Brookery OofBrookery Oof12 soat oldin
  • This guy looks like the sherminator from American Pie

    ghostiger32ghostiger3212 soat oldin
  • I just.. it, needs.. ummm... Why?

    Plasma GamerPlasma Gamer12 soat oldin
  • He's the tinfoil king 😂

    Bob GimmyBob Gimmy12 soat oldin
  • Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he stuck his foot in a turkey- Edit: and cooked 8 children..

    I took a nap aboutI took a nap about12 soat oldin
  • how to get salmonella

    Sweet RollSweet Roll13 soat oldin
  • opens up mystery back inside of turkey and sniffs it

    annoying gamerannoying gamer13 soat oldin
  • Best Google translate ever! 🤣🤣

    Jacquelyn GattisJacquelyn Gattis13 soat oldin
  • 11:12 love ur wall

    Emma MacsEmma Macs13 soat oldin
  • "there's so much more room when you just shove it harder"

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  • no, we don't want the holes, we want the floodgates of heaven.

    Tessa GoodmanTessa Goodman13 soat oldin
  • cant even pick a favorite part

    Angela SelbyAngela Selby14 soat oldin
  • I have been lol this whole time

    Jesee MillerJesee Miller14 soat oldin
  • The sunglasses on the turkey killed me! 😂

    TheYeetus14TheYeetus1414 soat oldin
  • Who knew you could nail through wood

    C.E.O .CydneeC.E.O .Cydnee14 soat oldin
  • I couldn’t stop laughing I lost my voice kinda

    Jordan CapanoJordan Capano15 soat oldin
  • I walk away from my phone for 5 minutes and he’s telling a cranberry to believe with itself

    Just Stuff50Just Stuff5015 soat oldin
  • This is funny but can you can explain To me what he means by using a recipe from google translate

    Victor ZapataVictor Zapata15 soat oldin
  • Your poor kitchen my guy..

    Hitoshi ShinsouHitoshi Shinsou15 soat oldin
  • that was a great song then he started to butter 8 children 😅😅😆then motivates cranberries 😆gives hony a growing up montash😅😆i about died p.s i dont know how to spell montash

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  • I'm disgusted but also very pleased

    Júlia S. AndreotiJúlia S. Andreoti16 soat oldin
  • Gordon Ramsey would be proud

    cocozercocozer16 soat oldin
  • "that's how to nayal a terkey" 😂😂😂

    John BlakeJohn Blake16 soat oldin
  • I do love his outfit tho lol

    Opal McFlitOpal McFlit16 soat oldin
  • I am dying the literal entire time, I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

    gabe westongabe weston16 soat oldin
  • You do the absolute most for all your videos and I couldn't be happier 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    Emma Grace CarpenterEmma Grace Carpenter16 soat oldin
  • I like ya cut g

    DANA NANANDANA NANAN16 soat oldin
  • why do you have so many wigs

    Spooky LoafSpooky Loaf16 soat oldin
  • Me: whadidhesay Brandon: *pours got gravy in his pantyhose* mmm daddy 😎💅🏼

    S HS H17 soat oldin
  • the aluminum suit is everything

    matmat17 soat oldin
  • "Who knew nails even went through wood"

    00wolfQUEEN00wolfQUEEN17 soat oldin
  • I did not know you like violet drink.

    Alaina WisemanAlaina Wiseman17 soat oldin
  • no joke i laughed so hard i vomited

    Cryptid_MalfunctionCryptid_Malfunction17 soat oldin
  • Why don't we talk about how he raised a bottle of honey

    Levi's WorldLevi's World18 soat oldin
  • HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES? It's so well made and funny

    Johnny ComeauJohnny Comeau18 soat oldin
  • We not gonna talk about him having a whole music video with the turkey and kissing it😅😀

    Heavenly BHeavenly B18 soat oldin
  • Brand: “I don’t have any tattoos.” Me: *surprised he didn’t show his actual tattoo*

    Reghan DahlReghan Dahl18 soat oldin
  • diner will be redey in a hafe a mail had me diying

    Connor LoehrConnor Loehr18 soat oldin
  • The things this man does for us

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  • Gordon ramsay's been real quiet since this came out

    Royaa RamyRoyaa Ramy19 soat oldin
  • No one: Brandon: "You may be ugly, you may be damaged. But you are ugly" definitely a way to motivate some damaged cranberries :)

    S t a rS t a r19 soat oldin
  • I am working and studying non stop all days. These videos keep me company in my evenings off and I laugh so hard, it helps me reduce my stress! I love it! Thank you.

    Josefin HaraldssonJosefin Haraldsson19 soat oldin
  • "and that's how we nail a turkey!" pauses realizing what he said "with a hammer! with a hammer." XD. also will no one talk about him motivating cranberries lol

    Sushi_GoblinSushi_Goblin19 soat oldin
  • Everybody that disliked just was mad that there Thanksgiving that wasn't as good

    Bethany DavisBethany Davis19 soat oldin
  • This is the most I have laughed in a while thank you

    Sydney HollasSydney Hollas19 soat oldin
  • “Cook 8 soft children” 💀💀*WHEEZE*

    chicken wing ASMRchicken wing ASMR19 soat oldin
  • btw how did Brandon become so old in the raising honey montage?

    Shannon Constance AShannon Constance A19 soat oldin
  • How to basic style that Turkey

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  • Is no one gonna talk about him cooking the soft children?

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  • Wow it looks GREAT!!! (when you don’t look at it......)

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  • Are we not gonna talk abt how he almost ate children CANCELED

    Sydney HuffakerSydney Huffaker19 soat oldin
  • Try not to cringe 😂

    Yuki EditsYuki Edits20 soat oldin
  • I like ya cut G *slaps ham*

    LaylaLayla20 soat oldin
  • That he actually put so much effort to make this is amazing I love it

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