18-Avg, 2020
197 070 Ko‘rishlar soni

No gravel neck no nothin!

  • "i didn't know I was sleeping next to a Leonardo DiCapitated" that last line made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Ni2ki G!Ni2ki G!4 kun oldin
  • "....cause I'm a married man." WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

    brqwneyesbrqwneyes4 kun oldin
  • Hi how are ya

    Allie ChildersAllie Childers6 kun oldin
  • Watching all your videos #1 (this is not including the ones I watched a long time ago off auto play)

    LoRaine's Channel About NothingLoRaine's Channel About Nothing9 kun oldin
  • Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Yamilet s VargasYamilet s VargasOy oldin
  • Yes, I wake up and sound like I ate 20 rocks and I look stoned. Lmao 😂 that was NOT an intended pun

    Dom DoyleDom Doyle2 oy oldin
  • Brandon: Back to my girlfriend- I'm a married man! Me: I wasn't invited to the wedding?!

    Brittany Lara-ThellBrittany Lara-Thell2 oy oldin
  • *gravel voice* HeLlLoO

    kylie rosekylie rose2 oy oldin
  • Married what now huh

    Guilianna CamastroGuilianna Camastro2 oy oldin
  • "And then she turns the phone on, and turns it on."

    Zombillionare PlayzZombillionare Playz3 oy oldin
  • Is she your girlfriend or your wife????????

    Emma H VlogsEmma H Vlogs3 oy oldin
  • Back over to my *GIRLFRIEND* cuz I'm a *MARRIED MAN* e x p l a i n

    Char HenryChar Henry3 oy oldin
  • The 3 yr old next to me just went "what? Sleepin' by a cuppa tated?!" And it was the funniest thing ever 😂

    Sarah MartinSarah Martin3 oy oldin
  • “Oh now your a smoker?” I’m dying😂💀

    Skyler DepczekSkyler Depczek3 oy oldin
  • “I’ve got a little southern twang, you can hear the biscuits and gravy!” 😂😂😂

    Kate GrossKate Gross3 oy oldin
  • I am pretty good at not sounding bad

    MudshroozeMudshrooze3 oy oldin
  • “Oh now you’re a smoker” 😂😂

    Violeta RodriguezVioleta Rodriguez3 oy oldin
  • My 6 year old always wakes up that way (minus the telemarketers and such 😆) and I’ve never liked it! it’s just not...normal! Lol. I swear once he opens his eyes and sees sunlight through the window he’s up and at em like he was never even asleep 🤦🏼‍♀️ let’s just hope it continues as he gets older! Lol 😬🤞🏼

    Jordan SmithJordan Smith3 oy oldin
  • He funny

    Boo WhoBoo Who3 oy oldin
  • 9:30!? That’s a bloody sleep in I’m up at 6 everyday.

    South Aus AdventuresSouth Aus Adventures3 oy oldin
  • Lol yep I cant sound awake or energetic for at least an hour after I wake up even in person.

    Jared BarberJared Barber3 oy oldin
  • As a somewhat young person that's in a relationship I'm scared

    [Insert good name here][Insert good name here]3 oy oldin
  • I don't even have to sleep, I just have to go a couple hours without speaking and I get gravel neck bahahahaha

    Madison PhillipsMadison Phillips3 oy oldin
  • I was just laying in bed being all sicky and saw this amazing person and this video and it made me laugh and smile and this is so relatable 😂😂😂

    CreepkidChallengerCreepkidChallenger3 oy oldin
  • Leonardo DiCapitated

    Katharine StapfKatharine Stapf3 oy oldin
  • Do not. I REPEAT DO NOT eat or drink while watching Brandon. Thank you

    Rachel MilesRachel Miles3 oy oldin
  • Common law, they are married🤷🏼‍♀️

    Maci AMaci A3 oy oldin
  • Best shot ever!!!!😅😅

    Monica SteichenMonica Steichen3 oy oldin
  • 🤣😂🤣😂

    3 cats, 1 dog and their crazy gay mumma.3 cats, 1 dog and their crazy gay mumma.3 oy oldin
  • Watching this made me have to clear my throat 😂

    kelsey johnsonkelsey johnson3 oy oldin
  • i refuse to believe that your girlfriend is human ;-;

    kookiesjournalkookiesjournal3 oy oldin
  • i so can relate to not picking up the phone i rather just stare at my screen until the call goes away ;-;

    kookiesjournalkookiesjournal3 oy oldin
  • I just imagined you rolling over and opening your mouth creepily wide and then just straight static sound coming out 🤣🤣

    Coralynn TaylorCoralynn Taylor3 oy oldin
  • I have a customer service voice when I answer any phone call no matter what I’m doing. Sleeping eating dying doesn’t matter

    Harley ArkhamHarley Arkham3 oy oldin
  • I sound like that when I wake up. I answer cause might be someone important.

    MegaCassie83MegaCassie833 oy oldin
  • Lmmfao 😂😂 I loved this video

    angel babyangel baby3 oy oldin
  • Bruh 😂😂😂

    lysv mvrielysv mvrie3 oy oldin
  • Who doesn’t love Scarlett Johansson tho

    Kathy IvoryKathy Ivory3 oy oldin
  • I love you

    Lexi BennLexi Benn3 oy oldin
  • Hiii Brandon!!!

    Jazmine Guzman (124JazGuzm)Jazmine Guzman (124JazGuzm)3 oy oldin
  • I miss this Brandon.

    Ernesto Orozco-JimenezErnesto Orozco-Jimenez3 oy oldin
  • “I got a little southern twang, you can hear the biscuits and gravy in it!” 💀

    Megan BurtscherMegan Burtscher3 oy oldin
  • Brandon you make my day I love your vids you make me laugh so much I so want to meet you thank you for making my day

    Kayla ShaulKayla Shaul3 oy oldin
  • Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your gf is a robot 🤖

    Kayla ShaulKayla Shaul3 oy oldin
  • New accent: Dirt roads with a creek out back.

    Ashley MorrisAshley Morris3 oy oldin
  • I only answer if I know the number.. and yes you can hear my raspy voice and could tell you woke me up 😅🤣

    courtney Squiemphencourtney Squiemphen3 oy oldin
  • "you can hear the biscuits and gravy" ! lol!

    Kristina SmithKristina Smith3 oy oldin
  • ‘I don’t really answer phone calls.’ Mood.

    roseantiquusroseantiquus3 oy oldin
  • Married man?

    Pug LordPug Lord3 oy oldin
  • Can you eat another spider-?

    •*Jūpîtėr Cøøkiēz*••*Jūpîtėr Cøøkiēz*•3 oy oldin
  • Y'all chill on the married man comments..lol..hes just commited.. They would tell us..right B? RIGHT?!?😮😜

    Jezzica JohansonJezzica Johanson3 oy oldin
  • "You can hear the biscuits and gravy in it." Probably the best description of an accent ever.

    NicolaiAAANicolaiAAA3 oy oldin
  • 9am is early?.................. yikes

    BuckShotBuckShot3 oy oldin
  • I don't have time to watch UZworld anymore 😐 because of school

    Roblox PaxxRoblox Paxx3 oy oldin
  • So...I may or may not have projectile spit out my breakfast when you made the metal joke👌🏻

    Ashley CuratolaAshley Curatola3 oy oldin
  • I love ur vids they're so funny also when u gonna do another Google translate video.

    Emily ThompsonEmily Thompson3 oy oldin
  • I-

    Jan FotheringhamJan Fotheringham3 oy oldin
  • Only answering machines disliked this video

    PlaycerPlaycer3 oy oldin
  • Put your number on private and ring her record it

    Mileena MayMileena May3 oy oldin
  • "Sounds like I'm soundchecking for a metal show... HIIIIII" 😂

    xRandomSarahxxRandomSarahx3 oy oldin
  • *no one* *Braden 45 minutes after waking up* HIII

    Littles148 RobloxLittles148 Roblox3 oy oldin
  • *"Dirt tonsil talk to"* I absolutely love this man. Please never stop being "you"

    Hawk EyeHawk Eye3 oy oldin
  • I think I see the free sign from that chair you gave before surprising your friend with a better one.

    ArielleluvsyouArielleluvsyou3 oy oldin
  • My dumb self like oh shoot she sleeps with her eyes open. Like noooo ditto he’s driving he’ll crash if he close then😂😂😂

    Namiree TurnerNamiree Turner3 oy oldin
  • For everybody asking, they say that they're married because of how they live and are with each other but they aren't married legally.

    Scarlett AndersonScarlett Anderson3 oy oldin
  • I really like my ringtone so i just let it ring

    Hannah ChettyHannah Chetty3 oy oldin
  • Brandon you are a funny character there friend. Oh my apologies, where are my manners. My name is ugh BRANDON as well. I, I AM also a (Kosmic Killmedian) obviously no where near as funny as you Brandon. I was wondering though are you related to ugh Jim Carrey? You seem to Carrey alot of Jim's ways. I know you must be a busy Brandon so I understand my questions can wait. At least we both know two Killmedians named Brandon shared a now moment on this morning's day. Hope to see you shine in the Sun's Rays.

    Aquariun AquariusAquariun Aquarius3 oy oldin
  • I dont answer any calls, I hand them to someone else mainly my dad or my brother when he visits, because one time someone had given my phone number to a random guy and he was harassing me, so now I have someone else answer my calls lol

    Lex TorresLex Torres3 oy oldin
  • 😂 Brandon is the most relatable human being on the face of this planet.

    Kristy YatesKristy Yates3 oy oldin
  • Okay wait.. if i realize it aint my family im in immediate "customer service voice".. Its not just her, were rare but here🤣

    Ty WadeTy Wade3 oy oldin
  • I know you like dream theater. But what other metal or music in general do you listen to? Asking for a friend.

    Zachary JohnsonZachary Johnson3 oy oldin
  • I know you like dream theater, but I’m curious what all music you listen to other than that. Please tell me. Lol

    Zachary JohnsonZachary Johnson3 oy oldin
  • How are y'all going school autumn 🏡 or 💻

    Chrisden StokesChrisden Stokes3 oy oldin
  • My boyfriend broke up with me and the first thing I did was watch your videos and I felt better immediately

    Kiera BusheeKiera Bushee3 oy oldin
  • I wake up with that gravely 1 900 voice. 😂😂😂😂

    Laura EspinozaLaura Espinoza3 oy oldin
  • I love it when you break character and chuckle at at yourself, because for a second you realize how funny whatever you just said is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Andrew KirchemAndrew Kirchem3 oy oldin
  • I think it’s bad that I do what Gloria does

    Destiny AllenDestiny Allen3 oy oldin
  • Ha! I have this superpower too. It comes from a career of phone sex.

    MegaRambitMegaRambit3 oy oldin
  • I sleep with my bed inclined a bit so I don't have as many throat or neck issues anymore. Highly recommend.

    Joshua GJoshua G3 oy oldin
  • I actually answered the phone is my sleep a couple days ago- I thought (in my dream) it was my sister so I answered with a silly voice and went, "Yeeeeeeess?" They immediately hung up😂 I woke up later and remembered the dream so I checked my phone and there it was in my contacts, the number that I saw call me in my dream😄. I have been known to sleep talk and walk before so this wasn't that unordinary but it's still funny to me😁. Ayways hope y'all have a good day!

    Martha LantzMartha Lantz3 oy oldin
  • Bro I didn’t stop laughing the whole video my face HURTS 😂🤣

    Alyssa StarmanAlyssa Starman3 oy oldin
  • It’s my birthday

    Gissell AlvaradoGissell Alvarado3 oy oldin
  • “Eeh” “Oh so you’re a smoker now” 😂😂

    Adia AudAdia Aud3 oy oldin
  • You should play duet it's a game on your phone and it's frustrating

    Alexis RolandAlexis Roland3 oy oldin
  • Oh, I look and sound fully awake. I’ve had phone conversations. Sat up and spoke to my mother and my sister a few times, my kids, husband a ton, they always think I’d been awake for awhile when they knocked (which “woke me up”.) (hubs doesn’t knock... neither do my kids) I remember none of those things happening. Apparently it happens frequently 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Carlyn PratoCarlyn Prato3 oy oldin
  • Brandon are u married or not?!

    Thunderlight ⓸ ⓶Thunderlight ⓸ ⓶3 oy oldin
  • You see **sigh** that gravel in your voice that goes away? Yeah, it doesn't go away for me, I sound like a smoker at 15 doesn't help my voice is deep either, I sound like a 45 year old MAN

    1-800 -Lucy1-800 -Lucy3 oy oldin
  • 😂😂 “dirt tonsil”!

    watchingytvids1watchingytvids13 oy oldin
  • Dying laughing thro this whole video😂

    Harley gurlHarley gurl3 oy oldin
  • "we got a call real early, 9:30." 😂

    Esther GiesbrechtEsther Giesbrecht3 oy oldin
  • Married???? What, when,......where's the ring...dont tease.

    Angela GinemanAngela Gineman3 oy oldin
  • My husband answers the phone just to mess with the telemarketers. Maybe that is what she was doing

    SINternet EntertainmentSINternet Entertainment3 oy oldin
  • When he said early I’m thinking 5-7am he said 9!! 😂😂😂🤣😅

    Cloud PrincessCloud Princess3 oy oldin
  • It’s more dirt roads and a creek out back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Sylvia ClaireSylvia Claire3 oy oldin
  • Brandon:we got a call early in the morning I was having the dream ever bought to make my move to my…girlfriend cuz I’m a married man-sad face- Me:oh really Brandon sure -😏-

    James CuddJames Cudd3 oy oldin
  • That last bit " i didn't know i was sleeping next to a leonardo decapitated" always gets me, i burst out laughing every time i watch it XD. I was full on expecting he would say leonardo de caprio but it took me of guard when he said something else. The jokes inside of this man is endless and that's why we love him

    Yang RimanYang Riman3 oy oldin
  • Dirty tonsil voice lmaoo

    Ash LeeéAsh Leeé3 oy oldin
  • Dirt road with a creek out back 😂😂😂😂 I love you Brandon! You kill me every day! 🤣🤣🤣

    Misty ValzaniaMisty Valzania3 oy oldin
  • Dirt road and creeks out back

    Brittany BachBrittany Bach3 oy oldin
  • Hewo

    Cianna ThompsonCianna Thompson3 oy oldin
    • Hi

      bella crazy 101bella crazy 1013 oy oldin