STARBUCKS MAKES ME LOOK STUPID!

28-Avg, 2020
271 603 Ko‘rishlar soni

This is why I stay home..

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  • "I'm built different" hit me on a spiritual level.

    Trypto GamingTrypto Gaming7 kun oldin
  • How can one person with such a little story be this funny 🤣🤣🤣 love from germany 💙

    Chilli’s Welt 🌶🌍Chilli’s Welt 🌶🌍12 kun oldin
  • How can one person with such a little story be this funny 🤣🤣🤣 love from germany 💙

    Chilli’s Welt 🌶🌍Chilli’s Welt 🌶🌍12 kun oldin
  • :)

    Leslie JohnsonLeslie Johnson14 kun oldin
  • Vibrating punch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Noella ClarkeNoella Clarke18 kun oldin
  • i’m in school and can’t watch this without laughing 😭😂

    nora lovenora love20 kun oldin
  • lmao that’s hilarious

    TamaramisuTamaramisuOy oldin
  • he makes even the littlest stories funny this is great

    Ella RushingElla RushingOy oldin
  • This video is just one big ole innuendo

    Alina BlackbloodAlina BlackbloodOy oldin
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Pame RoblesPame RoblesOy oldin
  • Soooo many "that's what she said" jokes here!

    Amanda s.Amanda s.Oy oldin
  • This video had me dead lmfao

    Krista GarrettKrista GarrettOy oldin
  • Hi mrs rona how's your day?

    Icing loveIcing loveOy oldin
  • Don’t feel bad, I was a sniper with deadly accuracy at 5000 yards, but that damned card reader with them holding it like we are having a 9.2 earthquake and had issues hitting the slot. I think they do that shit on purpose. Friggin damn COVID bullshit.

    Wolfgang HoodWolfgang HoodOy oldin
  • “Lemme pay you” I’m dying at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Karla MendozaKarla MendozaOy oldin
  • Omg every single video he does has me struggling to breathe 😂😭

    Ashley HolstonAshley Holston2 oy oldin
  • I can’t get enough of your videos! This channel is my new happy place

    MenchacablezMenchacablez2 oy oldin
  • i can see brandon as a s3x ed teacher

    arvuixa _arvuixa _2 oy oldin
  • Fight or flight mode: like a light switch stuck in the middle

    Dom DoyleDom Doyle2 oy oldin
  • 'I'll be back tow-more-aooo' This might sound weird, but I started to adapt the accent that Brandon has.

    Flaming Hot Emo TrashFlaming Hot Emo Trash2 oy oldin
  • Fun fact: Before I got laid off from Starbucks because of COVID. I started a game between all the customers when it came to the card reader. Surprisingly, it was the elders that won.

    Hayden PayneHayden Payne2 oy oldin
  • Ah yes! The fearsome vibrating punch 😱

    amdzaamdza2 oy oldin
  • THATS WHAT SHE SAID srry not srry

    lily 971lily 9712 oy oldin
  • So many "that's what she said" moments in this video ..

    SimplyHeatherSimplyHeather2 oy oldin
  • Was he trying to to put his card in his wallet for that long.....

    Hannah SmalleyHannah Smalley2 oy oldin
  • I have missed so many videos 😭 taking care of a special needs baby is alot more difficult then I thought but it's so worth it

    Thomas WilliamsThomas Williams2 oy oldin
  • I dont know if this is important to you but you literally saved my life tonight. I was having a mental breakdown and really wanted to k!ll myself, thank you for being you brandon❤️❤️❤️

    SmartysSmartys2 oy oldin
  • Hahaha has the exact same situation happen to me there

    Michael PatrickMichael Patrick2 oy oldin
  • Brandon: "i'm built different" Me: he's special UwU

    Your local Omni gril _オムニグリルYour local Omni gril _オムニグリル2 oy oldin
  • that sounds like a nightmare lmao

    Kasey MKasey M2 oy oldin
  • Super embarrassing story: for the past 4 years I have only paid with card. I recently had to use cash and went to the dollar tree, and then processed to try and stick a 20 into the card reader. Eventually, someone told me that I needed to hand her the 20... so do to unfortunate events, I will be passing away

    Korey SchuldKorey Schuld2 oy oldin
  • Contactless doesn't work?

    Anastasia WhiteAnastasia White2 oy oldin
  • 39 people need to learn to smile or get a hobby

    ElAmeriahElAmeriah2 oy oldin
  • bro i couldn’t BREATHE i had to pause and catch my breath

    jacobjacob2 oy oldin
  • do you not have contactless in america???

    looptheloopylooptheloopy2 oy oldin
  • Built: Different Hotel: Trivago

    Frog QueenFrog Queen2 oy oldin
  • I’ve only just found his videos not even an hour ago and I’m already have laughed harder at his videos then any other channel combined xD

    Xx Mangled_O7 xXXx Mangled_O7 xX2 oy oldin
  • The transaction: card: ⏭⏩↗️⬅️↙️➡️↪️↩️⬇️ The card reader: ⏹⏸⬅️⏪⏭◀️🔂↙️◀️⏯

    Doki_ _Vans14Doki_ _Vans142 oy oldin
  • I know what you mean Brandon. Its funny how much of a struggle it is sticking my card in other peoples slots.

    Luecis TurnerLuecis Turner2 oy oldin
  • Let me pay you 😂😂😂😂😂

    Sarah MarshallSarah Marshall2 oy oldin
  • My mind was taking all this different, is that bad lol🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    Nicola NeilsonNicola Neilson2 oy oldin
  • I was laughing so hard my eyes were tearing up 😂😂 😂

    Katilyn LaxtonKatilyn Laxton2 oy oldin
  • Babies were made in my name 😂

    Kimberly MotherOfRottsKimberly MotherOfRotts2 oy oldin
  • Hi your cool

    Desiree FleetwoodDesiree Fleetwood2 oy oldin
  • HURRICANE LAURA My hometown of Lake Charles, LA was told they would be without ANY running water for up to 8.5 weeks. Electricity will hopefully be restored in 4-6 weeks. Over 97% of schools public and private, including University and community colleges were destroyed. They are sending guidance to parents to enroll their children in schools in the cities where they’re displaced, and will be for weeks/months. Fire departments and police stations and jails were damaged. The local news station’s tower snapped in half, fell through the building, and rendered the studio inoperable. Hospitals also suffered physical damage and had to evacuate patients. They’re operating emergency rooms only for the foreseeable future due to lack of potable water. There are NO neighborhoods without damage. Not a single one. Every home and business experienced some damage. Far more homes/businesses are a total loss than not, and people consider themselves lucky to be alive and fortunate to salvage a few personal items from the rubble that was once their home. Many are being denied FEMA assistance, and I’ve seen hurricane insurance deductibles up to $22,000+. They’ve also had a lot of rain after the initial storm, so those with less damage who were unable to tarp over damage now have homes with water damage from rain. And even those who did get there still need to worry about toxic mold simply due to the humidity and heat. Please help SWLA... spread the word. Get the attention of others- don't let the media minimize this because we didn't end up under 20 feet of water... the damage of the wind that extends up to 200 miles from the coast is not "dodging a bullet". Our community and much of our state are DECIMATED. We may not be underwater but that is the *only* “bullet” we dodged. Our water plants are inoperable, one completely levelled. Our power grids suffered immeasurable damage. Many if not all of our medical facilities are damaged and inoperable with no water and electricity. Every single business in our community has suffered some sort of damage. I know that this hurricane doesn’t affect the entire world... But we need *real* help and *real* national attention to get it. ------------------------- HEY AMERICA! SOUTHWEST LOUISIANA HERE! We DID NOT dodge a bullet! We ARE NOT okay. And YES, WE NEED YOUR HELP! We need federal assistance. WE NEED MEDIA COVERAGE. We need electricity and water. We need all the help we can get! We need your love. We need your prayers. We need your patience and understanding as our lives were literally and figuratively shaken and flipped upside down overnight. We have extremely limited resources and a desperate need for so much more than just water and electricity. We need places to stay, manual labor, gas, canned goods, places for pets to stay, freezers for our babies’ pumped breast milk 😭, new doctors in new cities for all of our soon to be mamas, new schools for our children, childcare while we put the pieces of our lives back together. WE NEED SO MUCH! There is so little coverage on the media. I just don’t understand. I’ll try to continue to see the positives in all of this and the love and kindness being radiated from our neighbors and local community. WHERE TO DONATE: SBC Disaster Relief: louisianabaptists.org/about/directory/missions-ministry/mens-ministry/disaster-relief/updates/ Cajun Navy Relief www.cajunnavyrelief.com United Way of Southwest Louisiana unitedwayswla.org #helplakecharles #HelpLouisiana #HurricaneLaura

    Sara DrottSara Drott2 oy oldin
  • #HurricaneLaura #HelpLouisiana #LakeCharles #CityDestroyed #Donate #DisasterRelief #SendHelp #Volunteer The media isn't saying anything about the destruction to Louisiana due to Hurricane Laura! Our Governor says its "not that bad" as he lives on the other side of the state, not affected. Literally every home sustained damage. Some minor but most major! Many businesses damaged or destroyed completely. Help us recover! Send help!

    Sara DrottSara Drott2 oy oldin
  • The video ended and the ad after the video was a credit card ad for me 😐

    Macy JordanMacy Jordan2 oy oldin
  • Up here we have card tap and I removed the option from my card, you should see the dirty looks and scoffs I get.

    AlmaLove BooksAlmaLove Books2 oy oldin
  • We have 3 modes. Fight. Flight. Freeze. Brandon froze lol

    Bloody DemiseBloody Demise2 oy oldin
  • Very inopropriate

    y u _ g u r l j u j uy u _ g u r l j u j u2 oy oldin
  • NEVER HAVE I LAUGHED SO HARD!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!😭😂

    djhail _djhail _2 oy oldin
  • This is me 😂😂😂 and Dutch bird has two holes in there card reader 🤦‍♀️

    Kayla BaugusKayla Baugus2 oy oldin
  • I just laughed so hard it hurt.

    MadameMistressSnapeMadameMistressSnape2 oy oldin
  • Why do I feel like this will happen to me one day... :P

    Angel AkariAngel Akari2 oy oldin
    • @Kimberly MotherOfRotts XD I'll probably burst out laughing

      Angel AkariAngel Akari2 oy oldin
    • Angel Akari you’ll definitely think of it the next time you purchase something with your card 😂

      Kimberly MotherOfRottsKimberly MotherOfRotts2 oy oldin
  • Why haven’t he posted🥺 Sep 1 2020

    lily mateuslily mateus2 oy oldin
  • Has anyone else noticed that he hasn't posted since this video.? like i low key kinda miss this guy

    Alexissa AyersAlexissa Ayers2 oy oldin
  • Can U make another Google translate plz Btw love ur vids they r funny as anything 😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

    Sally KerseySally Kersey2 oy oldin
  • Over here in Canada we can tap our cards and be on our way

    allie4216allie42162 oy oldin
  • Brandon... Where are you? My mom and I are missing your videos... I hope everything's okay. Miss ya.

    Little Red Rosemary.Little Red Rosemary.2 oy oldin
  • So I’m in love with teslas and I like 26 seconds in there’s a Tesla right next to him

    Lucie PilkertonLucie Pilkerton2 oy oldin
    • i have a black tesla with blue lights

      AMBER S YODERAMBER S YODER9 kun oldin
  • Ok so why is no one else wondering why he hasn't been posting 😐 do y'all know something I don't?

    Rikki StoneRikki Stone2 oy oldin
  • You should do a video on MRE’s (meals ready to eat)!

    Shaylene DShaylene D2 oy oldin
  • America really needs to get onboard with contactless payments. My cards all have “tap” where you literally tap the terminal and it reads your card to take payment.

    Danielle McAllisterDanielle McAllister2 oy oldin
  • Am sorry to do this report this if not allowed but as the old saying goes if you don't ask you don't get ( sometimes the case ) but am really wanting help. Please can the subscriber hear also sub to me also am wanting to reach a larger audience to help me reach my goals and if you sub to me and hit the bell to be notified when new videos are uploaded that would be appreciated click my picture or just search fairgame92 and please do your thing and hit those buttons ( and all sub to use also comment on a video say you subscribed and all sub to you also ) take care everyone again am sorry but am reaching out to use all have a good day

    fairgame92fairgame922 oy oldin
  • Hi

    jemiah blancjemiah blanc2 oy oldin
  • Hi🖤🖤🖤

    jemiah blancjemiah blanc2 oy oldin
    • Hey why did you leave

      Johnnecia WilliamsJohnnecia Williams2 oy oldin
    • Hi

      Johnnecia WilliamsJohnnecia Williams2 oy oldin
  • “Dirty crusty ol’ credit cards” that got me wheezing-

    Master TurtlesMaster Turtles2 oy oldin
  • Oh my god brandon i know you absolutely hate spiders but you have to react to "Lucas the spider all 24 episodes" and if you do id be soo soo happy because i love watching your videos they make me laugh soo much and they make my day❤

    Maddie voisinetMaddie voisinet2 oy oldin
  • Hi I’m from Kentucky and I would like you to do Norton’s hospital for a charity it’s in Louisville ky

    Harry._. PottahHarry._. Pottah2 oy oldin
  • Hoping everything is ok. He put out videos every day and it’s been 3 days. Same with TikTok. I don’t have FB so I can’t check for posts there.

    Bev ClarkBev Clark2 oy oldin
    • Yeah I'm worried too

      Rob-Jen Gibson-GregoryRob-Jen Gibson-Gregory2 oy oldin
    • He hasnt posted anything on Facebook either. So glad I'm not the only one that's noticed.

      Anna JacksonAnna Jackson2 oy oldin
  • brandon where are youuu

    FruitFlySupermarket :lFruitFlySupermarket :l2 oy oldin
  • is brandon dead? where is heeeee????

    Kg NortonKg Norton2 oy oldin
  • Kinda sad he hasn't posted in 3 days :( Its the best part of my day

    MollyMolly2 oy oldin
    • Any*

      Rikki StoneRikki Stone2 oy oldin
    • He hasn't posted on all social media's....

      Rikki StoneRikki Stone2 oy oldin
    • I think he died honestly

      MollyMolly2 oy oldin
  • 777

    The Minecraft TeenThe Minecraft Teen2 oy oldin
  • Y’all Brandon has not posted in 2 days!!!!!! 😮IS HE DEAD!!!!!!!

    Melody CameronMelody Cameron2 oy oldin
  • My crochet & yarn group live was just talking about u we all love u

    katina smithkatina smith2 oy oldin
  • This happened to me too lmao I'm dying 😂😂😂

    Faith Emily DFaith Emily D2 oy oldin
  • Day 2 without Brandon Farris, I don't think i can survive any longer

    Karley WagonerKarley Wagoner2 oy oldin
    • True story

      Kimberly MotherOfRottsKimberly MotherOfRotts2 oy oldin
    • Agreed!

      Angela BigelowAngela Bigelow2 oy oldin
  • tried to mail you something to your p.o. box - it was returned to me today??? whats the right adress?

    Shannon GreenlawShannon Greenlaw2 oy oldin
  • I need you to post 😭😭

    Grace FremontGrace Fremont2 oy oldin
  • He looks like Jack Stauber and sounds like Lonniedos

    RavenGamer42RavenGamer423 oy oldin
  • Hey Brandon I really love the work you spend time on and make please keep doing a good job pma

    lumine werelumine were3 oy oldin
  • A video full of innuendos. 😉 🤫🤠👾🍒

    Kim HydeKim Hyde3 oy oldin
  • And this is on overthinking

    Sophia PsenoSophia Pseno3 oy oldin
  • I need help, how do I send fanmail? My cousin's like watching you and they wanna send you some pictures. How and where can we send it to you?

    Bree EdmondsBree Edmonds3 oy oldin
  • anyone else a little bit worried if something happened? normaly he post everyday... don't mind if he takes a break but just a tiny bit worried.

    miekmiek83miekmiek833 oy oldin
    • Same

      Raneem HassaneinRaneem Hassanein2 oy oldin
  • This man is my inspiration. He’s the reason I started UZworld. Thank you for the laughs

    JEYTJEYT3 oy oldin
  • Brandon I saw a Bob ross pim and I was going to get it for you but I didn't have enough money

    Emily MennettiEmily Mennetti3 oy oldin
  • hey I know this is off topic but im from Lake Charles, LA.. My hometown is absolutely destroyed because of Hurricane Laura and no one is really talking about it. So many people are homeless including my mom and 7 year old brother. I know there isn't much you can do but if you could just bring attention to it, anything would help. We are to be without power and water for 5 to 8 weeks. We need help. Please.

    Shelbie StrongShelbie Strong3 oy oldin
  • This video made my day 😂 she could of taken the card if she had gloves but it sounds like Starbucks are handling things differently.

    Rose LeshRose Lesh3 oy oldin
  • Brandon where are u we miss u 🥺🤣

    lilmamagroovy09lilmamagroovy093 oy oldin
  • I live in Sacramento and I’m just hoping to run into him 😢

    Miranda JaramilloMiranda Jaramillo3 oy oldin
    • Miranda Jaramillo try Walmart’s and Starbucks 😂

      Kimberly MotherOfRottsKimberly MotherOfRotts2 oy oldin
  • What is your twitch username

    Kate GrossKate Gross3 oy oldin
  • Starbucks isn't what makes you look stupid.

    Jeff LambertonJeff Lamberton3 oy oldin
  • Make a video: google translate makes a perfect room or something to do with room. :3

    Machine of warMachine of war3 oy oldin
  • Brandon pls do more eating spiders that is so funny plsssssssssssss I beg of u or scorpions

    KitKatGaming 101KitKatGaming 1013 oy oldin
  • Better than the guy before covid who kept putting it in wrong at the counter when I was working at McDonald's

    ChristyChristy3 oy oldin
  • It’s so cool to see Brandon with 2.11M subs cuz I’ve been here since 150k subs

    STAR ZSTAR Z3 oy oldin
  • I can't differentiate between the perfectly innocent innuendo and the blatant innuendo.

    SoulEchelonSoulEchelon3 oy oldin
  • 😂

    LiviaLivia3 oy oldin
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